When It’s Halloween

When It’s Halloween

When it’s Halloween, you want candy.                                                                                              

When you want candy, you wear a costume.                                                                            

When you wear a costume, your friend calls you a sissy.                                                      

When your friend calls you a sissy, you sock him in the mouth.                                                   

When you sock him in the mouth, you get grounded.                                                        

When you get grounded, you get grounded from Halloween.                                              

When you get grounded from Halloween, you sneak out anyway.                                       

When you sneak out anyway, you meet up with your friend.                                              

When you meet up with your friend, you make the rad-est costumes ever.                      

When you make the rad-est costumes ever, you go trick-or treating.                              

When you go trick-or-treating, you want all the candy.                                                              

When you want all the candy, you go to all the houses.                                                                

When you go to all the houses. That includes the old-scary one.                                                  

When that includes the old-scary one, you remember the stories about it.                                

When you remember the stories about it, you tell them to each other.                                  

When you tell them to each other, you get scared.                                                                    

When you get scared, you chicken out.                                                                                        

When you chicken out, you go back to the main street.                                                                    

When you go back to Main Street, you see your parents.                                                          

When you see your parents, you remember you’re grounded.                                                    

When you remember you’re grounded, you know you are in trouble.                                        

When you know you are in trouble, you get terrified.                                                                    

When you get terrified, you turn and run the other way.                                                            

When you turn and run the other way, you hide and disappear in the old-scary house.  

And when you disappear into the old-scary house, you are never heard from again.

The End

(Happy Halloween everyone!)

 

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15 thoughts on “When It’s Halloween

  1. This reminds me of a cool comic strip/story I saw once. I can’t for the life of me find it, though. Anyway, a nice story told in a really cool way. I agree it would make a good children’s book with drawings. 🙂

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